A Pulse Cola Christmas

Break out the egg nog and put on your happy smile it’s Chrrrrrrrristmas!!!

The wait is over, the shopping is done and the prime rib is smelling delicious! Christmas is the most beloved of all holidays, and with Christmas comes some staggering statistics! Continue reading

What the Christmas Gift-Giver is Secretly Saying to You With Their Gift

Believe or not, Christmas is probably the best Holiday that you can use to find out exactly what people think about you, not that you necessarily give a shit, but sometimes it pays to know how other feel. Christmas gifts can either say a lot about you or they can say a lot about the gift-giver, in some cases, it may say a lot about both.

In the film “A Christmas Story,” Ralphie received a pink Bunny suit from his Aunt, in this case you can assume that his Aunt suffers from some type of deluded mental disorder that causes her to assume her sister’s children are girls, which they are not, or she uses meth.

So what are people in your life secretly saying to you when they buy you Christmas presents? Let’s find out.
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18 of the Worst Christmas Decorations

golden shower, christmas lightsEvery year people go way out of their way to celebrate the Holiday season, some get it right, others get it completely wrong, and others just have no business celebrating the Holidays, and no I don’t mean Jews, well, I kinda do, but what I’m really talking about is the poor decor, take this humble domicile, some would say “wow they put a lot of effort in to that,” I say “it looks like they covered the house in piss,” let’s continue. Continue reading