Everyone know the famous “Rules of Fight Club” but unfortunately what most people don’t know is that there is actually 13 extra rules they forgot to mention. This is the first time anyone has ever revealed these rules so be prepared for a quest inside the madness that is Tyler Durden or Edward Norton or whomever the fuck the leader of “Fight Club” really is.
1. If it’s your second night at fight club, you get the pick out the “after fight” juice boxes
2. If you really get beat the fuck up, fight you must appear on one episode of AMC’s “The Walking Dead.”
3. If you slap someone across the chest, you are required to yell “WOOOOO” like Ric Flair.
4. C’mon fellas, no pinching, please don’t be that guy.
5. If you see Tyler talking to himself, just let that go, after all, he’s cool.
6. Absolutely, positively, NO CAPES, how many times do we have to address this?
7. No drawing on the knocked out loser’s face, unless you have really, really funny ideas.
8. Stop flushing paper towels don’t the toilet, it’s doing a number on the plumbing.
9. Remove any and all candy out of your pockets. It’ll get squished and cause one hell of a mess.
10. Plan on bringing a snack? you better bring enough for everyone!
11. If you can’t help yourself and you end talking about “Fight Club” please don’t do it in a “Borat” voice.
12. When you make flyers for “Fight Club,” use a good font, no one will take us seriously in comic sans people.
13. Don’t forget to trim and clean those filthy fingernails and wash behind your ears, your opponent whom you are decimating will likely get offended and complain. -EE